Her name was Laura she worked at the bank
the first time I saw her I was filling my tank
I think that she liked me 'cause the way that I danced
I saw her laugh when I spilled gas on my pants
As luck would have it later on the next night
I saw her at Peppers standing in candle light
I smiled at her and she smiled at me
We made breakfast next day by her kitchen sink

Just when I thought that the world was wilting
There she was with her curly brown hair
With High-top Chucks and a bottle of Pinot
We'll be fine while the world despairs
Comfortable reading by her fire place
The look of true love spread across her face
and we're both in this together
She's my Dark n Stormy Weather

Saturday nights and we're both on the go
I've got my concert she's got her art show
Different cities couldn't keep us apart
Text messages are tethered to our hearts
Sunday morn' we'll be together again
We laugh about all the shit that happened
She'll work on a painting as I play my guitar
Make love for an hour then just stare up at the stars

Just when I thought I was disappearing
There she came in her Volks TDI
She excepted my flaws with understanding
didn't laugh at my fear of dying
She wanted to travel the United States
The look of true love spread across my face
and we're both in this forever
She's the June to my September

Well as we got older think she started to bore
She slept with my best friend and I called her a whore
She made me move out I went to live with my folks
They kept me laughing telling lots of bad jokes
I got an apartment with my brother's friend Scott
It didn't have curtains always smelled like pot
I got a new job and I got some new friends
End of this song's where my new life begins

Just when I thought things were comfortable
Left me alone in this fucked up world
She is gone and yet I remain
Can't believe I haven't gone insane
She's gone from my life now without a trace
The look of acceptance spread across my face
yeah we're in this world alone
yeah we're all in this alone

I fuckin' shot him