I framed my dad
I framed my dad
I framed him for possession of cocaine

I don't know why
I don't know why
He's actually a really nice guy
He's actually a really nice guy
So that makes me a pretty shit son

He'll do his time
Then come to find
and shoot my face until I'm dead

My mom showed up
My mom showed up
She's visiting my father in prison
She got knocked up
She got knocked up
She went there for a conjugal visit
She went there for a conjugal visit
Now she's pumpin' out jail-bastard sons

My baby bro
Inside her grows
He'll come out with Chris Braydon's gun!

My dad left jail
My dad left jail
Now he's comin' to fucking destroy me
My dad left jail -
he paid his bail
Now I'm hiding from him down in Boise
I'm hiding from him down in Boise
And he's hunting me down like a dog
He'll stab my head
Then I'll be dead
So instead here's another song

Oh, have you seen my dad?
Seen my dad, seen my dad
Oh, have you seen my dad?
He sure would like to see me dead
Oh, have you seen my dad?
Seen my dad, seen my dad
Oh, have you seen my dad?
I think that he's gonna stab me

Oh, have you seen my dad?
Seen my dad, seen my dad
Oh, have you seen my dad?
Seen him on the road

Oh, have you seen my dad?
Seen my dad, seen my dad
Oh, have you seen my dad?
If so please give me a warning